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Old Aug 26, 2008 | 09:50 AM
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professes to be excellent at leading horses to water AND making them drink.
 
Old Aug 26, 2008 | 12:33 PM
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^ was declared winner and Grand Poobah in the Great Tri-State **** Block Contest of 2008
 
Old Aug 26, 2008 | 02:09 PM
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was recently asked to be a body double for Stalone....
Frank Stalone
 
Old Aug 26, 2008 | 05:25 PM
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^ battles ninjas at http://www.nowwhat.com/ - look for the apartment ninja
 
Old Aug 27, 2008 | 09:59 AM
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stubbornly will not remove first job at the Candy Factory from resume.
Despite chuckles and snickers in interviews, doesn't get why "Assistant Fudge Packer" was such a funny job title.
 
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 01:31 PM
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^ , odly enough, is still considered an "untapped" resource by the boys in cell block B
 
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 02:03 PM
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his chronic leg humping is the only lingering reminder that he was raised by poodles.
 
Old Aug 28, 2008 | 07:10 PM
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^ was so bad at hitting the toilet bowl his wife superglued a fly at the bottom - now he nearly dehydrates himself trying to dislodge it
 
Old Aug 30, 2008 | 08:31 PM
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^ Licked the back windows in my car and blamed it on my dog.
 
Old Aug 30, 2008 | 08:36 PM
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likes to sniff the anus's of people as a friend making procedure
 

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