vows he's "never gonna dance again...guilty feet have got no rhythm"
but we all know he's a "Private Dancer...Dancer for Money"

 

^ achieves a full salty creaminess to his peanut butter by straining it through used Spandex™ biker shorts

 

Plays hide the dradel while hiding under his bosses desk who hides the dradel.

 

is about to learn im jewish

 

sucks for u.....j/k

 

^ voting for McCain - cuz Palin has eskimo-jo

 

considering voting for Obama to reassure himself that America is such a great country, that it will even offers its leadership to a hollow, shallow, socialist elitist who's goal will be to perpetuate class warfare and the dumbing down/neediness of the country's lower class to retain votes and thus power. (wink)

 

^ loves nothing more than a game of Slap & Tickle - so much so, he never makes it to the "tickle" part of the game...

 

has perfected his Tito Jackson impersonation.

 

^ secured a grant to track the migration and mating habits of the elusive albino pygmy prostitutes of Central Park