Pet Peeves/Rant Thread
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RE: Pet Peeves
i really really hate high way debry
today i was driving and i saw a blue metal folding chair in my lane
i couldnt switch lanes casue htere was a car to the left of me so damn
i ran it over and thaink god i didnt spin out or it didnt damage my car at all
so heres the list
Honda Civic
a cone in the middle of the freeway
Audi
bucket fallin off a truck in front of me
house wall installation (pink foamy stuff)
now a folding chair
wuts next
today i was driving and i saw a blue metal folding chair in my lane
i couldnt switch lanes casue htere was a car to the left of me so damn
i ran it over and thaink god i didnt spin out or it didnt damage my car at all
so heres the list
Honda Civic
a cone in the middle of the freeway
Audi
bucket fallin off a truck in front of me
house wall installation (pink foamy stuff)
now a folding chair
wuts next
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RE: Pet Peeves
OK I havent done this in a while.
Yesterday on my way home form the gym. I was driving I stopped at a light to make a right cars were coming so I stopped this old F*** tryed to go around me and starts honking for me to go. So I give him the finger say a few words and drive off. Not even a mile up the road I go to make a left onto Breakneck Rd. I stop because traffic is coming. This retardt trys to go around me once again almost causes an accident and stops in the middle of the road and stalls out his car. I see my oppurtunity and get out of car screeming. I was ready to rip him through his driver window. This guy was in his 60's( at least ) I think I gave him a heart attack. So I get back in my car and start laughing.
I havent gotten out of the car in a while to beat someone up, but his face was priceless.
P.S. I'm really not a maniac, but this guy almost caused a 4 car accident.
Yesterday on my way home form the gym. I was driving I stopped at a light to make a right cars were coming so I stopped this old F*** tryed to go around me and starts honking for me to go. So I give him the finger say a few words and drive off. Not even a mile up the road I go to make a left onto Breakneck Rd. I stop because traffic is coming. This retardt trys to go around me once again almost causes an accident and stops in the middle of the road and stalls out his car. I see my oppurtunity and get out of car screeming. I was ready to rip him through his driver window. This guy was in his 60's( at least ) I think I gave him a heart attack. So I get back in my car and start laughing.
I havent gotten out of the car in a while to beat someone up, but his face was priceless.
P.S. I'm really not a maniac, but this guy almost caused a 4 car accident.
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RE: Pet Peeves
ORIGINAL: Toff_the_Toffee
When people say things like "ain't no" and other double negatives... WTF! Speak correct English, grrr!!
"There ain't no trees" - Which means there are trees... Feckin idiots!
When people say things like "ain't no" and other double negatives... WTF! Speak correct English, grrr!!
"There ain't no trees" - Which means there are trees... Feckin idiots!
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RE: Pet Peeves
ORIGINAL: skidplatexa4
OK I havent done this in a while.
Yesterday on my way home form the gym. I was driving I stopped at a light to make a right cars were coming so I stopped this old F*** tryed to go around me and starts honking for me to go. So I give him the finger say a few words and drive off. Not even a mile up the road I go to make a left onto Breakneck Rd. I stop because traffic is coming. This retardt trys to go around me once again almost causes an accident and stops in the middle of the road and stalls out his car. I see my oppurtunity and get out of car screeming. I was ready to rip him through his driver window. This guy was in his 60's( at least ) I think I gave him a heart attack. So I get back in my car and start laughing.
I havent gotten out of the car in a while to beat someone up, but his face was priceless.
P.S. I'm really not a maniac, but this guy almost caused a 4 car accident.
OK I havent done this in a while.
Yesterday on my way home form the gym. I was driving I stopped at a light to make a right cars were coming so I stopped this old F*** tryed to go around me and starts honking for me to go. So I give him the finger say a few words and drive off. Not even a mile up the road I go to make a left onto Breakneck Rd. I stop because traffic is coming. This retardt trys to go around me once again almost causes an accident and stops in the middle of the road and stalls out his car. I see my oppurtunity and get out of car screeming. I was ready to rip him through his driver window. This guy was in his 60's( at least ) I think I gave him a heart attack. So I get back in my car and start laughing.
I havent gotten out of the car in a while to beat someone up, but his face was priceless.
P.S. I'm really not a maniac, but this guy almost caused a 4 car accident.
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RE: Pet Peeves
I've made my children promise, REALLY promise that if, when I get old, I EVER become a threat to humanity with my driving, they will do WHATEVER it takes to stop me. Steal my car keys. Disable my car. Hide my glasses (or, bionic implants, most likely, by then). WHATEVER!!! WHATEVER it takes. This is the honest-to-God truth. I have made BOTH my children promise solem oaths to me that they WILL take whatever steps are necessary, when THAT time comes.
Any of you teenagers on this forum are welcome to bust me out if I ever start sounding like a cantankerous old man complaining about teen-aged drivers and their... No, wait... Scratch that! I sometimes sound like one now... Nevermind...
Any of you teenagers on this forum are welcome to bust me out if I ever start sounding like a cantankerous old man complaining about teen-aged drivers and their... No, wait... Scratch that! I sometimes sound like one now... Nevermind...
