THE PHARMACIST
#1
04-28-2006, 09:39 PM
THE PHARMACIST
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could you give me a condom. My GF has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmicist gives him the condom; and as the young man is leaving, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my GF's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condum; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my GF's mon is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the youg man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mon facing him.When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner.... thank you for all you give us...!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go by and he is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his GF even more than the others. She gets close to him and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was the pharmicist!!!"
The pharmicist gives him the condom; and as the young man is leaving, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my GF's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condum; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my GF's mon is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the youg man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mon facing him.When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner.... thank you for all you give us...!!"
A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go by and he is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his GF even more than the others. She gets close to him and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"
The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was the pharmicist!!!"
Thats funny, I like that!!
#10
05-01-2006, 03:06 PM
RE: THE PHARMACIST
ORIGINAL: PJTocci
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I remember a long time ago there was a joke thread with lots of posts in it. Guess it got pushed way back, haven't seen it in awhile.
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I remember a long time ago there was a joke thread with lots of posts in it. Guess it got pushed way back, haven't seen it in awhile.
Yep..there is a thread...lets keep posting to the joke thread so we have a 'library' of jokes!
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