pointless prattle
I was playing with my Bull Mastiff puppy when i felt a pop in my lower back. I dropped to my knees in pain. My pup seemed to know that i was in pain and ran upstairs and got my girlfriend. She took me to the hospital and found that i ripped some muscle tissue around my lumbar spine. Not bad thank god, but painfull as hell none the less. Got a morphine shot and a really big bottle of vicodin
Right now im sitting here happy as a clam watching my girlfriend watch a recording of her favorite show Mad Men. My puppy makes the wierdest face whenever i try to get up slowly now. Strange how dogs seem to know what you're feeling.
Right now im sitting here happy as a clam watching my girlfriend watch a recording of her favorite show Mad Men. My puppy makes the wierdest face whenever i try to get up slowly now. Strange how dogs seem to know what you're feeling.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.


