Post your "S.P.N.T.M.R." Stories
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Post your "S.P.N.T.M.R." Stories
What does it stand for? "Strange Posers Next To My Ride"...
MY STORY: So i was sitting at a light the other day and sitting in the turn lane on the right hand perpendicular street to me was this s**t stain of an integra with the typical TJ-Maxx G-Unit gangster inside. I had my sunglasses on which i like to wear sometimes when im lookin at hot chicks lookin at me in my car without them knowing
and was looking at this dude across the way from me. He keeps lookin over at me and moving around like an autistic kid with a candy bar. So as he begins to make a U-turn he is driving mega slow and reving trying to get me to look at him which i actually was but my head was turned well to the left as to not show him any interest in his POS of a ride. So as he is completing his turn he lifts up his hand and makes what could only be the unversal sign of a telephone and makes some movements with his mouth. I sat there well after he drove off fart can sputtering away and could not figure out what the **** he had just done, I mean he more or less was trying to tell me to call him? Was he a ***? Was he just overwhelmed with attention starvation and that was the first thing that popped into his big dumb head to try and get some? Who the **** knows... **** that ***** ***** thats all i have to say... **** POSERS!!! bunch of queerbates
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MY STORY: So i was sitting at a light the other day and sitting in the turn lane on the right hand perpendicular street to me was this s**t stain of an integra with the typical TJ-Maxx G-Unit gangster inside. I had my sunglasses on which i like to wear sometimes when im lookin at hot chicks lookin at me in my car without them knowing
and was looking at this dude across the way from me. He keeps lookin over at me and moving around like an autistic kid with a candy bar. So as he begins to make a U-turn he is driving mega slow and reving trying to get me to look at him which i actually was but my head was turned well to the left as to not show him any interest in his POS of a ride. So as he is completing his turn he lifts up his hand and makes what could only be the unversal sign of a telephone and makes some movements with his mouth. I sat there well after he drove off fart can sputtering away and could not figure out what the **** he had just done, I mean he more or less was trying to tell me to call him? Was he a ***? Was he just overwhelmed with attention starvation and that was the first thing that popped into his big dumb head to try and get some? Who the **** knows... **** that ***** ***** thats all i have to say... **** POSERS!!! bunch of queerbatesNext...
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RE: Post your "S.P.N.T.M.R." Stories
tight...
just be careful you dont get too close to those guys...everyone knows that if you don't kee an eye on them you'll end up sporting some neon green GTR stickers...lol
Up in my neck of the woods we don't really have wannabe ganksters...we have the fart can brigade, they'll get right along side you, double downshift and make all sorts of noise while slowly passing you...and as they pass you they think to themselves "I showed that guy!" then of coarse two seconds later they slamn on their brakes because there is a car right in front of them...
just be careful you dont get too close to those guys...everyone knows that if you don't kee an eye on them you'll end up sporting some neon green GTR stickers...lol
Up in my neck of the woods we don't really have wannabe ganksters...we have the fart can brigade, they'll get right along side you, double downshift and make all sorts of noise while slowly passing you...and as they pass you they think to themselves "I showed that guy!" then of coarse two seconds later they slamn on their brakes because there is a car right in front of them...
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ORIGINAL: oettinger1919
What does it stand for? "Strange Posers Next To My Ride"...
MY STORY: So i was sitting at a light the other day and sitting in the turn lane on the right hand perpendicular street to me was this s**t stain of an integra with the typical TJ-Maxx G-Unit gangster inside. I had my sunglasses on which i like to wear sometimes when im lookin at hot chicks lookin at me in my car without them knowing and was looking at this dude across the way from me. He keeps lookin over at me and moving around like an autistic kid with a candy bar. So as he begins to make a U-turn he is driving mega slow and reving trying to get me to look at him which i actually was but my head was turned well to the left as to not show him any interest in his POS of a ride. So as he is completing his turn he lifts up his hand and makes what could only be the unversal sign of a telephone and makes some movements with his mouth. I sat there well after he drove off fart can sputtering away and could not figure out what the **** he had just done, I mean he more or less was trying to tell me to call him? Was he a ***? Was he just overwhelmed with attention starvation and that was the first thing that popped into his big dumb head to try and get some? Who the **** knows... **** that ***** ***** thats all i have to say... **** POSERS!!! bunch of queerbates
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What does it stand for? "Strange Posers Next To My Ride"...
MY STORY: So i was sitting at a light the other day and sitting in the turn lane on the right hand perpendicular street to me was this s**t stain of an integra with the typical TJ-Maxx G-Unit gangster inside. I had my sunglasses on which i like to wear sometimes when im lookin at hot chicks lookin at me in my car without them knowing
and was looking at this dude across the way from me. He keeps lookin over at me and moving around like an autistic kid with a candy bar. So as he begins to make a U-turn he is driving mega slow and reving trying to get me to look at him which i actually was but my head was turned well to the left as to not show him any interest in his POS of a ride. So as he is completing his turn he lifts up his hand and makes what could only be the unversal sign of a telephone and makes some movements with his mouth. I sat there well after he drove off fart can sputtering away and could not figure out what the **** he had just done, I mean he more or less was trying to tell me to call him? Was he a ***? Was he just overwhelmed with attention starvation and that was the first thing that popped into his big dumb head to try and get some? Who the **** knows... **** that ***** ***** thats all i have to say... **** POSERS!!! bunch of queerbatesNext...
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One night some trashy G'd out kid with a XXXL white tee and a flat brim NY hat pulls up to me and my buddy in his 3000GT. The kids driving a white 2.5 RS (a pretty nice one) with a WRX spoiler, and starts reving the **** out of it at a stop light next to us. The 3000GT has a little hole in its exhaust so its louder than usual, but not in a negative way. My friend revs it and we look over at him with a kind of silly expression on our faces. So light turns green bla bla bla, the 3000GT is faster (go figure) but this kid starts flipping out (maybe because we were laughing out asses off at him). He has his windows down screaming that hes going to kick our *** and to pull over an fight him. Were rollin down the road and this kid must seriously be in 2nd gear at about 6000 RPM's goin like 50 MPH. And hes tappng the gas as fast as he making the car like lurch forward a little bit each time. It was ridiculous.
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well now its not even about racing its about "drifting" i got2 stories, theres this kid at my school in a automatic stock 240sx, one day i was rolling around in me and my dads track car, Slightly modified 325is mostly suspension work and exhaust, i came around a corner and ended getting the back end a bit loose, got the opposite lock and recovered, at the next lights this kid who saw me a go sideways thinks i wanna see him do that all i hear is tires locking and then i see him go wide almost hit another car (thank god i was 2 lanes over, he was doing this in a right turn lane) overcorrect almost hit a lightpole and finally after recovering floor it with the fart can singing.
story two. again its drizzleing out and im coming home from work, im in the audi come around a corner freshly paved start to understeer floor and swing the back out with opposite lock and everything, some kids in a POS integra, rust and all saw me, at the next light come up and start asking me question like , dude you turboed, and this one puts a smile on my face, so what year is your M3. i play along and head home smiling to myself.
story two. again its drizzleing out and im coming home from work, im in the audi come around a corner freshly paved start to understeer floor and swing the back out with opposite lock and everything, some kids in a POS integra, rust and all saw me, at the next light come up and start asking me question like , dude you turboed, and this one puts a smile on my face, so what year is your M3. i play along and head home smiling to myself.
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