happy hour is on my patio. i'll bust out any kind of bottle you want.
we can celebrate and drown our sorrows all at the same time.

 

I want....mikes hard lemonade
but to get drunk..mmm budweiser

 

ew, why would you want mikes? i am a bud light drinker, and the occasional shot (superbitch is my local fav)

 

Ever had a Vodka Transfusion? Drank them on the golf course the other day. Vodka, few splashes of Ginger Ale, soda water and Grape juice. Actually was refreshing and good to kill a hangover.

 

OH DEER, I SAW A DOE!!
on my walk to day in the neighborhood.
at first i thought it was one of those stupid lawn ornaments, but it looked so real. i stopped and took off my sunglasses and she ran away.
it just seemed odd at noon to see deer roaming.

 

Were there any BMWs roaming around??[8D]

 

I think it's funny that she removed her sunglasses and the deer bolted..... Must have seen his buddies turned to stone that way..JK

 

^^^^.....this comes from someone who has to wear a mask.

 

Pick up sticks may also be used as a deadly weapon

 

barrell of monkeys is far more dangerous tho