DUN DUN DUN!!

 

Thought I would share, I jsut found out an all black R8 lives about 4 houses down from me

 

steal it.

 

Take pictures of yourself beside the car and pretend its yours. Sign up to a new board and let people think they are special when they find out you are lieing.

 

That would be funny, maybe I'll do it and then post on the Forum that Sineo is from and tell them that I'm at my lake house too, since it's probably not to green in Texas.

 

I have perfected deflecting throwing stars with chopsticks.

 

i am full of random crap and have nowhere to vent it

Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

So how about this....

Driving home from work today.... city road three lanes, I am in the center lane. Guy in an older A4, probably '96 or '97 is to my right with his left turn signal on..... bc of my affection to audi's and audi drivers, I give him room to pull in front of me..... and then more space..... there is a good three cars lengths of space in front of me and he doesn't go for it, so i figure maybe he left his blinker on.

The very last second, the douche pulls almost INTO me cutting me off. I horn him. About 30 seconds later he decides the lane he previously was in is going faster, stops completely, and tries to merge back into it. Let me remind you this is like 5:30 heavy traffic, no one is letting him in. I horn him again, he makes it into the lane finally.

Next stop light he ends up right beside me. I glared. We both have our windows down. He yells at me "You deserve the finger but because you're a woman I won't do it to you, but you get this instead" and sticks his tongue out at me..... like how a 5 year old does!?! WTF?

 

HA HA HA.....I would have got out and socked him in the freakin neck !!! What a bastard !!!

 

throat punch FTW!