So we got this forum for our community ( area/ local ) and I CANT STAND THEM!!! There is 1 other audi guy on there and he is cool but ****. Most of them think they are AWEZOMMMMGGGG!!!! with there thousands of dollahz on the exterioer and 20$ intake and a 19.96 EBAY muffler and think they are fast like OMG FAST AND FURIOUZZZZ WITH TURBOZ AND NAWZZ WWWWEEE ARAARARW.. anwyways.. Why do people add these crazy ugly body kits on there car.. I guess audi's just look good from the factory and dont need to be hidden under somehting fake :] granted there are some cool kits for audi's i just wont ever ever own one.. EVER!

What the hell am I talking about? Im talkin bout them dudes that paint there STOCK calipers and put "brembro/stoptec/etc." on them... the d00dz that list ash tray's and cupholders and hood struts as mods.. them people who think they are fast with 2 tone paint stickers.. ahhh I CANT STAND THEM

i wish there was some decent cars around here that are clean and guys arent total douche's... I hate sittin in my car just enjoyin the ride and having ricer boy rev at me and annoyyyy the **** out of me.. Why cant they just relax? ahhhhhh i dunno man whtefuk

 

THE LAWS OF THE RICER

Law#1-Pronounce N.O.S. as one word (NAWS).
Law#2-When you are outpowered, call people out with your friends car.
Law#3-Have an aftermarket body kit installed (Lips not included).
Law#4-Use of neons or L.E.D.'s to light up your car.
Law#5-Use an aftermarket tachometer...when your car already has a working stock tachometer in it.
Law#6-You must install a non-functional wing/spoiler on the back of your car.
Law#7-Names of performance parts on your car that you dont have.
Law#8-Claim to beat cars that your car is totally uncapable of beating.
Law#9-Magazine race.
Law#10-Install racing seats on a car that runs a 14 second or slower quarter mile.
Law#11-Listing stereo equiptment or any visual mod when listing all your performance mods.
Law#12-Believe that Honda invented VTEC.
Law#13-Putting sub-brand labels on your car...example:Honda emblems on an Acura, Audi on a VW..ect.
Law#14-Install an aftermarket duel-exhaust on a 4-cylinder.
Law#15-Make your exhaust sound like a lawn-mower.
Law#16-Buy a nitrous system just to purge.
Law#17-Using car donughts and calling them "skinnies".
Law#18-Mounting smaller tires to decrease gear ratio.
Law#19-Multi collored body panels.
Law#20-Claiming horse power and quarter mile times with out testing or proof.
Law#21-Talk about how fast your car will be once you buy and install all the parts.
Law#22-performing the ricer flyby
Law#23-fliping your hazard lights,during/after a loss or during a flyby
Law#24-subscribing to super street/sportcompact car
Law#25-boasting about your interior/power windows/sporty looks
Law#26-Say you lost because your car is running on a ****ty tune and needs to be tuned.......... when you're on the stock computer...
Law#27-rev @ every car on the road that will eat you(no matter what direction they are going)
Law#28-if some challenges you 2 a race you have 2 options
a.race and when you lose go to ws and lie your butt off
b.tell em they are a waste of time
Law#29-my clutch is slipping,
Law#30-If lose i missed a gear,
Law#31-or my vtec was set to low,
Law#32-when the vinyl work is worth more than the car,
Law#33-also calling the skinnies here is known as dookies,
Law#34-when someone does a neutral drop in an automatic,
Law#35-bouncing off the revlimiter more than once
Law#36-I started in 2nd intstead of 1st
Law#37-My shift light went off late
Law#38-I didnt catch posi trac on that one
Law#39-My shift *** came off (srt humor)
Law#40-Did you know green meant GO!
Law#41-My vtec juice light was flashing
Law#42-my trunk was weighed down from my 12s
Law#43-my strut bar snapped
Law#44-my neonlight valve stem covers are robbing hp
Law#45-I didnt double clutch like i should have
Law#46-If I didnt blow the welds on the intake i sure poop my pants on that one
Law#47-If the wing is bigger than the blechers at your local high school
Law#48-When the exhaust consist of coat hangers and jb weld
Law#49-Yeah its got about 5000 dollars invested in it ( and it looks like poop)
Law#50-Its a prototype that no one has (built from duct tape and blue glue and pvc piping)
Law#51-driving in and out of traffic with your vtak thinking you have a fast car
Law#52-Getting your #s from a g-tech or some other similar meter.
Law#53-using chicken wire as a mesh grill
Law#54-Remove your hubcaps and paint yer steelies to match the car
Law#55-Account at pepboys
Law#56-own both F+F and have ticket reserved for the third
Law#57-Cutting your factory springs to lower your car
Law#58-Having gauges that do not work
Law#59-When one car in the whole world runs 10s and you think your car is fast.
Law#60-Having a body kit and no plans on painting it
Law#61-When you double side tape parts to the car and expect them to hold up at 100 mph
Law#62-"Yeah its VTEC, but its not hooked up yet"
Law#63-When you consider primer as a color choice
Law#64-When you tell people it has a 9000 rpm redline and can only turn 6700
Law#65-58 if your name is Goki
Law#66-z3 fender flares on an import
Law#67-if you talk about owning a skyline someday and you drive a civic
Law#68-having windshield washer squirters with lights in them
Law#69-Cutting your factory springs to lower your car
Law#70-You refer as everything being JDM
Law#71-someone asks you if you have a turbo and you reply "not YET!"
Law#72-Tell people you are running nitrous,when its really N.O.S. octane booster.
Law#73-who the flip knows....driving around some highschool parking lot 3 hours after schools out trying to pick up chicks
Law#74-taking your 50whp civic to a dyno when it's stock
Law#75-When you manually shift an automatic
Law#76-Going to the dragstrip with slicks and running a 16.05 in the 1/8
Law#77-When you drive around months at a time with spare tires on the front and custom rims in the back.
Law#78-All you do is brag about how much of a street racer you are
Law#79-Asking about staggared fitment rims on a FWD car.
Law#80-When your car consist of a GTR badge on the car and is not a skyline
Law#81-Its got a rotary motor in it and you drive a mustang
Law#82-you claim your car is fast then get butthurt so you claim your car is an autoX car.
Law#83-you post pics of your parents car and claim it for you own
Law#84-when you compare your $35k car to a $20k car
Law#85-List motor oil as a mod
Law#86-When your car has more torque in the lug nuts than in the motor
Law#87-list winshield wipers as a mod and carbon fiber pedals
Law#88-When your car has more than one squash air freshner in it
Law#89-When you transform your car into something else with a headlight swap and taillight swap
Law#90-When someone ask you if its mandrel bent or crush piping and you have no answer
Law#91-When you stick the rim and tire out further than the fenders and you use curb feelers to keep from messing them up.
Law#92-when your body kit is held on by sheet rock screws and thumb tacks
Law#93-If you "fat arm" out the window with a sideways cap.
Law#94-If you are 5'2 and you drive in the back seat
Law#95-when you have more switches than a hydralic car and have no hydralics
Law#96-If you have to beg your parents to drive the civic
Law#97-when you de-badge your GST ecplise of LX civic because its the suck model
Law#98-windshield sticker saying powered by....(127 @the crank yeah thats power)
Law#99-When one car in the whole world runs 10s and you think your car is fast.
Law#100-when your sn is qwerty
Law#101-You remove every piece of your interior and you still run 15's
Law#102-you have diamond plate floormats
Law#103-you have a racing harness on your stock civic lx seat
Law#104-you make your own intake out of pvc pipe
Law#105-you know what jdm means
Law#106-you have hubcaps that resemble rims
Law#107-you drive any korean car and "mod" it
Law#108-if you have an AEM license plate frame
Law#109-if you put 18, 19, or 20" rims on a sport compact.
Law#110-Japanese writing on a domestic car
Law#111-Put racing gas in ur stock civic lx
Law#112-If you spraypaint your interior
Law#113-if you don't make fun of ricers
Law#114-If you are getting angry while reading this list
Law#115-the local tow truck service is on speed dial
Law#116-the local performance shop is on speed dial
Law#117-someone yells got rice and your mom pulls up in the catering truck
Law#118-your in the performance shop to look @ poop you cant buy untill payday..and it never comes
Law#119-put lambo doors on
Law#120-You join CLUBRSX , not to goof on them, but because you actually think they are fast
Law#121-Calling your flat, bald street tires "Slicks"
Law#123-you drive in 1st gear 90% of the time so you can hear the vtec whine
Law#124-If you buy an srt design
Law#125-you have a bumper sticker that says drive it like you stole it
Law#126-your keychain says aem/tanabe/greddy/typeR/si/mugen/....
Law#127-you play nfsu2 everyday
Law#128-you try to spell as many words linked to honda with your alphabets cereal
Law#129-Thinking you can "drive", when your car is an automatic
Law#130-Type-R
Law#131-I will own you in the twisties
Law#132-You have a V6 camaro/mustang and spend enough money to buy a V8 just to make people think it's a V8.
Law#133-You've ever swung in behind a car (at 50 mph) in an attempt to draft.
Law#134-When you lose you say "But your car has 4 more cylinders"
Law#135-when you lose you say "Imagine if Honda made an engine as big as yours, because my 4 cylindler has 100 HP/Liter!"
Law#136-You think you stand a chance against all Mustangs and Camaro's because they are heavy
Law#137-You have a Vin Diesel poster
Law#138-You buy a civic, add a cold air intake and cat back exhaust, add 200 lbs of stereo equipment and brag about how much faster it is than when it was stock.
Law#139-You try explaining why vtec is better than a turbo charger
Law#140-You have to let the passengers know when you're flooring it (Thanks, Broken )
Law#141-If you know you can't win, you dump the clutch at 8,000 RPM's and say you couldn't hook up, but at least you looked cool
Law#142-The only 2 exotic cars you can name are Supra and Skyline.
Law#143-You think taking 200 lbs off your car will make up for being 200 HP underpowered in comparison to your opponent.
Law#144-You put slicks on your car and only agree to race in the rain, just so you have an excuse.
Law#145-If you tell the story of how your friend has such a fast car, he put a $10 bill on the dash, floored it, and you couldn't reach it on the dash because you were too pinned in your seat.
Law#146-When you claim to race a stock automatic cobra.
Law#147-When your cardomain site has a 'future mods' list.
Law#148-When you have 12 inch deep dish rims.
Law#149-When you can shoot a grapefruit from your exhaust tip
Law#150-LED exhaust tips.
Law#151-When you have NOS seat covers.
Law#152-TRIPLE LIMO TINTED WINDOWS!
Law#153-When you have competitve races with cars- that dont know they are racing.
Law#154-Put the car (automatic) in neutral on hills so that it rolls back like a manual and then go into drive when the light turns green.
Law#155-Form opinions on cars you know nothing about.
Law#156-Walmart is your #1 Auto Parts Supplier.
Law#157-when you scream VTAK out the window cause you think it makes the car faster.
Law#158-starting a poll about who would win in a race before you race.
Law#159-You treat your nfsu2 car like its a real car


this will help you understand and hate them more

 

CONTAIN YOURSELF!!! (i crack me up, sometimes)

What you will have to do is the same as thousands of us Audi owners do, whenever we're faced with similiar situations...

Look down your nose at them! No, seriously! Assume a superior aire, as though merely being near them is painful to you (this should not be TOO hard to pull off, as it usually IS painful to be near them), refuse to acknowledge their existance by not even deigning to LOOK their way, and drive off, safe in the knowledge that you could easily pwn them, for half the cost, in a S/C'd 12v...

Oh, and, DON'T get caught up in street-racing them. Even if you WIN, you LOSE, for racing a ricer!

 

they are worth nothin, i knew someone who was a ricer, the just think theyre the best out there

 

I got one for the books for you, this guy I know, i guess he thinks we are friends, is the biggest Ricer I know.


Let me elaborate, have you ever seen a 6cyl Jeep Grand Cherokee with, neon on the inside, those ridiculous triple windshield wipers, custom Autozone fog lights, neon under the hood, and a NOS sticker on the window (he told me he has a hidden NOS system, so I looked at his engine and told him, "your a dumba$$"). Oh yeah and all the neon is plugged into the cigarette lighter. Also I think he spry painted his wheels to be chameleon.


And the worst part of it all..... he wants to buy his mom A6 2.7t of of her.


And yes he does shift an automatic


so there is my ricer story, they are put in this world so we have something to laugh at.

 

every time a Bear does a spin-kick, a ricer looses a wing (someone find that vid of the ricer with te wing coming off the back, and make it a gif, so I can put it in my siggy along with this cool tag-line...)

 

alright, I'm gonna through up some pics of the jeep just for fun

 

Didn't know where else to share the pics, but people need to bewarned aboutthis stuff



PLEASE SERIOUS BUYERS ONLY

 

the ricer i know, put in a autozone DIY CAI(pos) and a muffler and said he went from 185 HP on a 3.0 SOHC Ford Taurus, to 243 HP. and he lit it up with the Blue LED Dash lights, changed his interior lights blue and said he gained anoth 10HP for puttin in racing spark plugs, his CAI is made of plastic tubes and FAKE IC Pipe connectors, and he fluffed up my freinds cavalier wich he said the original plugs were ok (they were from when the car was originally made, i thinks its time for some platinum tipped ones)

he is the biggest tard EVER!

and he says all imports suck and Audi and Mitsus are teh worst, just to "**** me off" but i was LMAO when i saw in old lady in a 1.8t pass him on the free way when he was "flooring it"


BTW this punk owes me 60$ for installing his ****** audi, im cuttin his gas lines

 

ill buy it, just to drive it off a cliff