#2... NOPE! That's not it

YOU, of all people, should get #2, at least, Choco113

 

#2 the head physacist was his mother.

#4 the objects were from a snowman built in the back yard and when the snow melted away due to change of season the objects fell on the grass.

Q A man is in a room with no windows or doors but only a wooden table. How does he escape?

Q A man walks into an art gallery. Looks at a portrait of a man and says: Brothers and sisters have i none, but this mans father is my fathers son. Who is the portrait of?

 

(2) himself

Q. 2 American coins (pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters) add up to 30 cents. One is NOT a nickel. What are the two coins?

 

i seen it on scrubs its like a nickel and a quarter i think.. i dont know american coin values..

 

thats right, one is not a nickle but the other one is...

 

oh and man.. its not himself.. good try tho

 

It's a portrait of his son.

 

Nice One man. Suprising How many people dont get that. Oi but i bet no one will get that first one lol. its a doozy!

 

These are for all you short-thinking, potty-brained peeps on teh forums...


!. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?

7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

9. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?

10. What is it that all men have one of; it's longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?