On the first day of school, the children
brought gifts for theirteacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a
bouquet of flowers

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher
a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up
a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was
leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the
liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boyreplied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?

"No," said the little boy.."It's a puppy.

 

LOL

 

man.. she must be used to some nasty wine !

 

my teacher refused to open her pressy because it had wires going to it I told her it was a Christmas song called bangolifson