See? Now THIS is news.
#1
07-24-2009, 05:25 PM
See? Now THIS is news.
THE attempted armed robbery of a Russian hairdresser became a three-day sex ordeal for the would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover.
IT website The Register reports the man, known as Viktor, tried to rob the hairdresser in the town of Meshchovsk.
The owner, 28-year-old Olga, agreed to hand over the takings but as she was giving him the money, used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord.
She then locked him in the storeroom and told colleagues she’d call the police.
However, she instead stripped him and cuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. She then fed him Viagra and raped him several times over the next four days.
When finally released, Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum, and then reported Olga to the police. When she was arrested, Olga reported him for robbery.
“What a b**tard,” shecomplained.
“Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left.”
Viktor admitted she had fed him well.
IT website The Register reports the man, known as Viktor, tried to rob the hairdresser in the town of Meshchovsk.
The owner, 28-year-old Olga, agreed to hand over the takings but as she was giving him the money, used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord.
She then locked him in the storeroom and told colleagues she’d call the police.
However, she instead stripped him and cuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. She then fed him Viagra and raped him several times over the next four days.
When finally released, Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum, and then reported Olga to the police. When she was arrested, Olga reported him for robbery.
“What a b**tard,” shecomplained.
“Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left.”
Viktor admitted she had fed him well.
#6
07-24-2009, 06:52 PM
i haven't found any pics.
Heres my guess...
she's in russia
she paid him the equivalent of $32
she said 'so what, we had sex a couple times.. at least i fed him'
My guess is no, she is not hot.
Heres my guess...
she's in russia
she paid him the equivalent of $32
she said 'so what, we had sex a couple times.. at least i fed him'
My guess is no, she is not hot.
#8
07-24-2009, 09:23 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA That is pure awesomeness!!!! Nothing like that would ever happen here in the states! Only in Russia! HAHAHAHAHA
Josh
Josh
#10
07-25-2009, 06:07 PM
Isn't StumbleUpon great? That would be so embarrassing. Think of what the cops said:
Viktor: (Tearfully) She held me against my will... She did dirty things to me... She even forced me to take drugs...
Cop: ...
Viktor: Aren't you going to arrest her?
Cop: Oh, you're filing a complaint...? I've been asking my wife to do that to me for years.
Lolercopters.
Viktor: (Tearfully) She held me against my will... She did dirty things to me... She even forced me to take drugs...
Cop: ...
Viktor: Aren't you going to arrest her?
Cop: Oh, you're filing a complaint...? I've been asking my wife to do that to me for years.
Lolercopters.