So its that time of the yr, and I need to fill out the annoying senior blurb for yearbook. I wanted to use a sick quote, but unfortunately, we are not allowed to make drugs, alcohol, sex, or anything else offense references. Considering that, I am pretty much screwed. Anyone have any clever ideas? I'm not feeling anything corny or funny...

the quote i wanted to use was

"I do it for the drugs,
I do it just to feel alive,
I do it for the love,
I do it for the bottom of a bottle"

 

Why is it
When you
Try to pass
The guy in front
Goes twice as fast?
Burma-Shave

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/burma.htm

 

"live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse"

"its a dog eat dog world, and im wearin' milk bone boxers"

"life moves pretty fast sometimes, and if you don't slow down, you could miss it"

"life sucks, drive fast"

 

I like the one that someone uses in thier sig line I think here or on another forum: "When life passes you by, downshift"

What do you really want to be remembered for?

 

Conscience: The inner voice that warns us somebody is looking.
Hospital: Where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.
Laziness: Resting before you get tired.
Diplomacy: The art of saying 'Nice doggie!' ... till you can find a rock.
Polynesia: Memory loss in parrots.
Alibi: proof that you were in two places at once.
Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
Snackmosphere: The 95% air inside a bag of chips.
Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

You're just jealous because the little voices only talk to me.

I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.

Life's short and hard, kind of like a bodybuilding elf.

I can bend minds with my spoon.

Humpty Dumpty was pushed!

A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.

Rehab is for quitters.

Some people have a way with words, others not have way.

George Washington's brother was the uncle of our country.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?

EDYT:
(thought this one up myself)

OK, I'm done, what do I win?

 

It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything.

 

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body,
but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out, shouting, 'Holy sh*t! What a ride!'"

 

the best way to predict the future is to invent it

there are many paths to the top of the mountain but the view will always be the same

**** happens

 

I like the depth of the first two, Panda. The last one would look great in the yearbook

 

best quote ever...