OK, I got this from another board... The premise is pretty simple:
Imagine you overslept, and were LAST in line for Super-powers...

What's your Superhero/Heroine Name, and what is your superpower?!?!?
(wondering how long it will take, or how many posts before soomeone manages to screw this up and/or jack my thread)


As for *ME," I am The "Teh." Wherever I go, ALL "the's" become "teh's" in all printed media.

~The Teh!

 

I'm matter eater boy. I can eat anything. ANYTHING.

 

They call me "Drop". Wherever I go, the ladies drop 'em pants.

 

Hmmm... Sounds like this will ONLY be useful once you find a sidekick with: "'Dem panties, too," as a super power. Otherwise, all you've got is a buncha women shufflin' around with their jeans around their ankles. Also, consider adding an "except fatties" raygun to your utility belt! Or you'll need to add: Cleanup-Tha-HURL-Man to your team, as well.

 

Im Dem panties. Me and Krip Eiffel Tower teh ladies.

Damn... you do change teh to teh.

 

I'm am teh endless pocket... I can fit anything in my pockets

 

I think Jazz just messed up his own thread.

But you are correct sir, I "+1" everything you said about dropping 'em panties.

And Eiffel tower FTW. This is why we're BFF.

 

as long as it has been battered and deep fried?


I'll be Teh Procrastinatorator and my power will be....

 

SOOPER-EFFin LoL!

 

Except your **** bead... they simply won't fit!

I'll be "Normal Man." My secret powers will be blending in with them civilians.