I met an older woman at a club the other night. She looked pretty good for a
57-year-old.

We had several drinks and after a while, she asked if I'd ever had a
Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. I said, "No, but it
sounds like fun!" We drank a little more, then she says that tonight was my
lucky night. We ended up at her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"

 

Wow, but hey..... why not?

 

[:'(] that was good I should of seen that coming.

 

Now there's that uncomfortable question... stay or leave?

 

LMAO