some say that his skull is made of carbon fiber, and that he will only defecate into Smuckers jars, all we know is he's caled Mr. Flippant

Some say he was arrested for molesting a child-molester, and that he replaced all the lights in his house with Street Glow neons...all we know is he's called Vaportrails.

Some say that he has never lost at who's in my mouth, and that he is frequently seen stuffing dead hookers into his trunk...all we know is he's called Kolbs_91

some say his favorite car is a peel p50, and that when he runs the earth reverses it's rotation, all we know is he's called mac_48

some say that he shoots flying monkeys out of his ***, and that he can spray soda out of his bellybutton...all we know is he he's called vaportrails

so would this be called a "fizzy navel?"...
sorry to break the stig game... couldnt resist

Some say he's a direct descendant of benedict arnold, and he has enough cheese in his basement to feed the entire country of Andorra. All we know is he's called FasterA4ThanUrs.

Some accidentally call him armadillo, and others say that he looks like a chipmunk...all we know is he's called acamillo.

some say his eyes are radar guided, and that he doesn't like the taste of kittens, all we know is he's called Mac_48