Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible
Rate at which one can die.


Number 8
Men have two emotions:Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection,
Make him a sandwich.


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,
Teach a person to use the Internet

And they won't bother you for weeks.


Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky .....
Not really good for anything,
But you still can't help but smile

When you shove them down the stairs.


Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
Lying in hospitals dying of nothing.


Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to Criticism.


Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and
A substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?


Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

' Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers.

What you do today, might Burn Your *** Tomorrow'

 

Repost from 2007.....2006......2005......

 

lol number 8 is my fave

 

lawl.

 

10 is the best, life is sexually transmistted.therefore kids (and really) all of us are STDs