It started as just another boring day at work until on my way back from lunch this hot chick pulled up next to me in a black S5. OMG that thing is sexy. I'm now determined to get one.

 

i'm pretty sure that was me, only i drive an audi.
i'm sure you were just dizzy from my beauty.

 

LOL... i love how you;re like.. some hot chick blah blah, s5.. i want that car its so hot... and nothing more about the girl. hopefully she doesn;t have a loud exhaust note!

 

haha she got upstaged by the car. She was a mature woman though, more like a milf.

I should have figured that was you S4sweetee. Swerving in and out of traffic, cutting people off, and pushing that big V8. I could barely keep up, next time I see you honk or wave or something.

 

oh my......that would be me!!!

 

why, did the woman have curlers and a cigarette hanging from her upper lip, wearing a tank top and listening to Molly Hatchet?

 

oh my.....that would be me.

 

^^^^lol all I remember is she had her hair in a ponytail. I lost interest once I realized she was drivng a S5. That car is so beautiful.

 

ive actualy touched one. havent washed the hand since. lol. but not really

 

"Didn't even have haf tuh use my A K ..."