dude, I'm from Scituate. Thats south of Boston. You're almost in Rhode Island.

Ingolstadt driiiiiiiiiiift - LMAO. The creative brain at work again. Why do people in DC area have higer IQs.

we gravitate towards the nations capital, so as to offset the down-turn experienced when congress is in session... Well, that, and... Have you SEEN southeast DC? Between them & congress we need MORE and MORE help, each and every day. The dunces are GAINING on us[]

I think its funny, good story.