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AWDaholic Oct 2, 2006 02:55 PM

Top 10 Lists...
 

The Top 10 Little Known Fairy-Tales

10. Snow White, Seven Dwarfs and a Webcam
9. How To Make $5,000 A Week In Your Spare Time
8. Rapennzoil
7. The Emperor's New Clothes from International Male
6. Booty and the Priest
5. The Supermodel and the AF Moderator
4. Bubba and the Slippery Zipper
3. Johnny Leatherpants and His Magic Nipple Clamps
2. Rumpledforeskin
and the Number 1 Little Known Fairy-Tale...
1. The Little Engine That Never Will (because the lazy bastard's been a disappointment to me and his mother since day one!)



Feel free to add to the list

new2me Oct 2, 2006 07:08 PM

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Humpty Dumpty fell off the wagon. (and now sleeps in a van down by the river)

i3uddha Oct 2, 2006 07:14 PM

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YAAAAAY magic nipple clamps ppooooooot

18T Oct 3, 2006 03:51 AM

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lol magic nipple clamps..lmao

AWDaholic Oct 3, 2006 03:51 AM

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15 Things Not to Say to a Woman During an Argument

When you are arguing with the woman you love, be sensitive, restrained...and don't say anything stupid. There are times, your life just might depend on it.

10. Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?
9. Whoa, time out honey, Frasier's back.
8. Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.
7. Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?
6. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4. That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add 'giant cork' to the shopping list?
3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning.
2. Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail?
Amd, the number ONE thing NOT to say to a Woman...
1. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded.


18T Oct 3, 2006 04:10 AM

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Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.



that just gets them PO'ed like nothing else!


oh and a sign that i have that says "hard hats required: PMS ZONE" lol

lauren5757 Oct 3, 2006 04:50 AM

RE: Top 10 Lists...
 

ORIGINAL: AWDaholic


The Top 10 Little Known Fairy-Tales

10. Snow White, Seven Dwarfs and a Webcam
9. How To Make $5,000 A Week In Your Spare Time
8. Rapennzoil
7. The Emperor's New Clothes from International Male
6. Booty and the Priest
5. The Supermodel and the AF Moderator
4. Bubba and the Slippery Zipper
3. Johnny Leatherpants and His Magic Nipple Clamps
2. Rumpledforeskin
and the Number 1 Little Known Fairy-Tale...
1. The Little Engine That Never Will (because the lazy bastard's been a disappointment to me and his mother since day one!)



Feel free to add to the list


OMG OMG #2!!! Foreskin is my favorite word of all time. I can't believe you used that word. You are my hero.



AWDaholic Oct 3, 2006 11:04 AM

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If I weren't worried about a certain someone sneaking up and delivering a double-tap to my cap I'd offer to show you a couple of tricks I can do with MINE!!!

new2me Oct 3, 2006 02:47 PM

RE: Top 10 Lists...
 


ORIGINAL: AWDaholic

15 Things Not to Say to a Woman During an Argument

When you are arguing with the woman you love, be sensitive, restrained...and don't say anything stupid. There are times, your life just might depend on it.

10. Don't you have some laundry to do, or something?
9. Whoa, time out honey, Frasier's back.
8. Ooh, you are so cute when you get all upset.
7. Wait a minute, I get it... What time of the month is it?
6. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
5. Sorry, I was just picturing you naked.
4. That reminds me. Next time you go to the store, could you add 'giant cork' to the shopping list?
3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of Bitch Flakes this morning.
2. Is there anyway we could do this via e-mail?
Amd, the number ONE thing NOT to say to a Woman...
1. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing isn't loaded.


My sister-in-law says #3 would really get her pissed off. lol

18T Oct 3, 2006 04:50 PM

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LMAO


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