OK, WTF. What have you been smokng. thats to much, plus some of those were repeted. funny thou.

 

>David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers:
>
>#10 ------------- You Have To Sit Upright While Driving.
>
># 9 ------------- Pistol Won't Stay Under Seat.
>
># 8-------------- Engine Noise Drowns Out Rap Music.
>
># 7-------------- Pit Crew Can't Work On Car While Holding Up Pants.
>
># 6-------------- They Keep Trying To CarJack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
>
># 5-------------- Police Cars On Track Interfere With Race.
>
># 4-------------- No Passenger Seat For The Ho.
>
># 3-------------- No Cadillac's Approved.
>
># 2-------------- When They Crash Their Cars, They Bail Out And Run.
>
> And The Number One Reason Why Blacks Can't Be In NASCAR Is..................
>
># 1-----------------They Can't Wear Their Helmets Sideways.

 

They actually did that list on the air?

 

MUAHAHAHAHAHA wear their helmets sidewayz...

 

lol thats hilarious I like #4, 7 and 10. BTW whats the deal with everyone, all races included, sitting so far back in there seats so they can barely see over the steering wheel, how retarded is that?

 

Common.. thats the gangsta' lean..
instantly adds +10 pimp points... [sm=pimp.gif]

 

I useta do that, too, when I was 15! I've since learned that it's next to impossible to clip an apex when you're driving using the roofs of surrounding vehicles as collision avoidance reference points... That's why I stole one of them Lexus parking assist modules and modded it to drive my car FOR me now I can recline ALL THE WAY BACK, and get some z'zz, on my way to work.

 

psssh Jazz...

I just have the butler drive..


[:-]

 

Well, I'm obviously not as rich as you, otherwise I wudn't've hadda STEAL the Lexus parts, now wud I?

 

all i did was steal an asian person to drive for me so i could sleep.. i woke up in the ditch.. strange