my dad did the exact same years ago and pi55ed on my mums shoes .... ( bottom of wardrobe , looked like imelda marcos's )

 

and i guy i used to work with told me about his drunk mate who woke in the night and his wife woke to find him sat on the bedroom window sill taking a crap...

 

crazy stories

that one about the roomate "romancing himself" was def. just sad..
on your GF's computer nonetheless...

& why romance yourself w/ every single light on?
i dont know bout you... but I do like a little mood lighting..