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two ducks are having sex in front of my house, what should i do?

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Old 05-22-2007, 09:05 AM
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that's HOT!
take video and show the x-rated flics at the zoo!
 
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:10 AM
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shoulda taken photos and sold it to other single horny ducks at the pond
 
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Old 05-22-2007, 09:11 AM
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grab a hottie and go at it next to them.........
 
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:13 AM
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LOL this was a great read to start my day! [sm=happybounce.gif]

Should of put a Karma book out there to see how frisky they really are.
 
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:17 AM
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Two ducks are having sex in front of my house when... (someone finish this off for me, willya?)

all of a sudden, the fat greasy neighbor next door pulls up a lawn chair, sits, and mysteriously puts his hands down his pants.
 
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Old 05-22-2007, 10:26 AM
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at least its not cows ducks u can scare away cows r like im busy here hold on ... my grandpas got a farm and appearently the cows r horny must be somethin in the grass
 
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:05 AM
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can ducks 69?
 
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Old 05-22-2007, 11:32 AM
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can ducks 69?
with a little viagra and some wine, i think its possible!
 
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:25 PM
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Cook the ducks, have a date over, drink the wine and pop the viagra.
 
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Old 05-22-2007, 12:27 PM
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can ducks 69?
MAN, that's QUACKERS!!!
 


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