OK, (hopefully) starting this summer, I should be able to start phasing in some upgrades to my girl (Still haven't decided on a name for her, yet). You all being edumuhcated, wyze, thought(less)ful, and some of the finest mind not yet caught and incarcerated for your crimes against humanity, I thought I'd solicit your opinions about what order I should do what in... If you're bored, feel free to throw in a justification for your poorly thought out opinions...

The upgrades:

Tip Chip

GIAC

Stainless Steel dual exhaust

H&R springs (1" drop)

19"ers

$5K worth of sounds & alarm system

Window tint

Apply audiforum.com stickers (to boost top speed, of course) to car

BBK

New glasses

Penile implant


You may fire when ready...

 

for starters... spank that AF logo on there.
then i'd rush into GIAC
..and 18"... no 19"

 

[sm=funnypostabove.gif].........yeah definitely put the audiforums.com sticker there! Penile Implant a plus, remeber to get a years long subscription of Viagra. I would go with the 19's in a A8.

 

how about sway bars and strut bar and coilovers better suspensions

 

alarm

penile implant

window tint

exhaust

suspension

giac

tip chip

bbk

audiforums stickers

stereo

 

all of the above


also get some guard dogs too watch your baby for ya. So when anyone even looks at the car wrong they'll be missing an arm

 

Yeah. Ahm thinkin bout hotgluing a coupla doberman's to my rear bumper cover so no one steals my rear plate eva agin. One on each side, strictly for balance.

 

do it but wut about the front

 

Trained Ninja Chihuahuas... W/Xenon attachments.

 

nice and u can train them to turn their heads when u turn so u can have some kind of adaptive headlights