dave, i always thought u'd name ur kid Jethro

 

My goals are

Deflower a virgin...check
steal someones girlfriend...check
Drink beer blow lines and snort viagra all night then wake up next to a fat chich a couple sheep and my first cousin who I allways though was pretty hot...check

My parent suck, my dad proved he could bang my mom and my mom proved she could drink just enough not to kill my unborn fetus.

 

[sm=icon_rofl.gif] now those are some great goals hahaha

 

Yes my goals are very noble, I know...