http://www.conjugalharmony.com/

I don't even know what to say, or think... May be NSFW, may be NSFL, I think I'm going to need a shower...

 

No way. HAHAHA

 

That's apalling [:'(]

 

WOW, that hilariously disturbing

 

I don't know about YOU GUYS, but, for what I keep running across, out here in the real world... This may be a viable option!!!

In fact, I think I could have 6-10 of them, scattered around the state. 2-3 trips/weekend!!! A GUARANTEED pipe-cleaning!!! Oral! ****! ANYthing I want!!! from half-a-dozen different women!!!

Can women get AIDS in prison?!?!? I think I've come across a flay in my plan...

More thought-work is clearly needed.

More to follow

 

True, we need a test dummy - a AF'er that can give us a true feed back on this avenue of approach to prison poon.... I'll even supply the rubbers and penicillan

 

Penicillin is weak sauce. Cipro is where it's at.

 

the only choice or job on one page is retired plumer

 

LOL... if you haven't read the FAQ section - you should...

What if I decide later that I want to get married to a non-prisoner?
If you decide down the road that you want to get married to a non-prisoner, the first thing we would do is offer you a list of counselors in your area who might help you understand what you're giving up. If you still feel, after understanding the many benefits of having a wife in prison for life, that you want to marry a non-life-sentence-serving person, you will be free to do so. You may divorce your inmate-spouse, seek to have the marriage annulled, or just say you did one of those two things and keep your incarcerated loved one on the sly. We have no way of knowing what you choose, and your confidentiality is always assured with Conjugal Harmony, so there's no risk that we would interfere, or even cooperate with investigations.

 

WOW...[sm=insomnia.gif]