Actually, mine was SOOOOOOOOOOOO long ago (summer of '77) that the memory may be somewhat faulty, but I remember her name (Kim B.), and the fact that: She LIED about her age (I was 13 and she was 11, but BIG for her age... BiggerN me, at the time, in fact), and she was FAR MORE experienced than my virgin-state. Lasted, MAYBE 1 minute, the first time... Almost 15, the second... And I never did finish the third time... Not THAT day, anyway.

 

NOYFB.



a gentalman never tells.

 

^^^he's STILL a virgin, y'all

 

i think he meant to say

i was CRYING she was LIKE THAT IT SO SHE HAD TO FINSIH THE JOB on her OWN.

 

actually i had posted the story, and decided that it was too personal to be posted on some message board for the world to read.

 

Behind the shed in the back garden with Jennifer Durban! Not exactly the most romantic setting, but what the hell!

 

I wuz like "Hey baby". She was all chillin' and said "Whatzup?" so I dropped a little "Come on over here" on her and she wuz like "Oh, what you got there?" and I wuz like "It be a present for you." and she was like "Damn! That's just what I needs!" so I got up in her whatsit and what not and she was like "Oh, baby, you are so much better than my cousin." so I puked on her and left. [8D]

 

now THAT is romantic.

 

drunk in a shopping centre.
i'd prefer not to go into too much more detail...

 

The actual story is much better and contains less ebonics, but I'll never tell that one on here.