On my way to get something to eat tonight, I had to stop at the gas station to get some cash out of the ATM. This is one of those new fancy talking ATM's and for some strage reasone they programed it to talk like a British lady. I was wondering if in the UK if they have similar machines that have a redneck accent or something. Just kinda fvucked up, that all.

 

Oi.. Nowt wrong with british ladies!!

 

they all have fuckedd up teeth?

 

Now there's someone that has never checked out p3 of The Sun!

 

Ohhhhhhhghghg, Page Three girls. :wipes up drool:

 

They wanted to make sure the ATM didn't forget the script. The Brits are more intelligent.



J/K

 

I have a thing for Georgian girls' accents.

... it's like a dirty secret of mine. Feels good to get that out there in the open.

 

Like redneck souther girls.

"Look at dem girls wit dem Daisy Dukes on."