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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 03:28 PM
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Wine .....

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.



However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop,

Wine = Health ,

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

....now I have to go talk to my boss regarding the drinking policy, then off to the liquor store
 
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 03:49 PM
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I'll just go ahead and thank this redneck for the words of wisdom

http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-1.KAI...g--?cq=1&p=734
 
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 04:17 PM
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i'll drink to that!
Cheers everyone!
 
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 05:49 PM
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i knew there was a reason i drank so much!
 
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 05:53 PM
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Nothing like a cool refreshing glass of feces!
 
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 10:20 PM
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Bottoms up.....Literaly...HA HA HA will someone please pass the Patron !!!
 
Old Oct 11, 2008 | 12:08 PM
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A litre of water weighs 1 kg... 365 days in a year, that means that this is suggesting that our water is 1/365th e-coli?

Mmhmm. Not true.

I am a fan of wine, though!
 
Old Oct 11, 2008 | 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GHETTOxWHITExBOY
Bottoms up.....Literaly...HA HA HA will someone please pass the Patron !!!

f Patron Cabo Wabo is where it's at.


and that is valuable information in life to know.
 
Old Oct 11, 2008 | 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by headshok2002
A litre of water weighs 1 kg... 365 days in a year, that means that this is suggesting that our water is 1/365th e-coli?

Mmhmm. Not true.

I am a fan of wine, though!
Do the math right, Water and Ecoli have a different specific gravity.
 
Old Oct 11, 2008 | 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by CAB509
f Patron Cabo Wabo is where it's at.


and that is valuable information in life to know.
Yes there is better tequila than Patron, but wheres that on this list ???

http://www.itequila.org/besttequilas.htm
 

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