yes please


(doens't take much to make yourself an egg, cab. much better than mc d's)

 

politeness

(I have no food here in Columbus so I'm resigned to fast food and eating out for the weekend)

 

manners

whoa...columbus ran out of food?

 

disciplined

(just hop on your boat and go fishing lol)

 

studied


(Yup the whole city of Columbus ran out of food except for restaurants, it's a conspiracy I tell you)

 

schooled

(how the hell does a city run out of food? you need me to send you a care package? i'm not that far away lol)

 

owned


(only if that care package includes brownies. Seriously though I just have no food at my house because I'm only here for the weekends and haven't figured out what I want to get for freezer food for when I come up here)

 

rented

(i wanna care package! send me one! send me one!)

 

lease

 

landlord