Just got THIS ONE, today, along with 1 or 2 others, but this was BY FAR the funniest... (MY comments are in BLUE ITALIC, all BOLD formatting came in themeail, itself.)

Attn: <<My name HERE>>, , [/align][/align][/align]We, the entire members of the Federal House of Senate, on behalf of the Federal Republic of Nigerian Government, Under the auspices of the civilian Head of State, President Olusegun Obasanjo and the Governor of Central Bank Of Nigeria , Prof Charles Soludo held a meeting last week concerning payment , both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds.[/align]WOW! I got an email from teh ENTIRE membership of teh Nigerian House of Senate, so this MUST be phorreal-phorreal, huh?[/align][/align][/align]On going through files yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped untreated , so at this juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly .[/align]So, can I just SUE them for their incompetency, and be done with it?[/align][/align][/align]Now your new Payment Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No : 339331 , Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No : 103 , Released Code No: 0763; Immediate Telex confirmation No: -1114433 ; Secret Code No: XXTN013 ,Having received these vital payment number , therefore You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria immediately within 24hrs .[/align]They forgot to include my retenal scan, the "secret" handshake, and, you'll notice, they dint even MENTION my recent elevation to MOD-status!!! I'm leaning closer and closer to just SUING them...[/align][/align][/align]Now you are directed to contact the Office of the Paymaster General Federal Republic of Nigeria Drwilliams ukpaka immediately so that he will pay you and fax you the payment Copy Slip and also you should reconfirm your banking Details , this is to avoid mistake while transferring your overdue payment to you .[/align]With today's banking technology, they could simply email me the ABA & account #'s and I could set up an automatic transfer into a numbered swiss account... I wonder if they are aware of this? I think I'll clue them in.[/align][/align][/align]Contact Person:DrGeorge Morriss Email: george_morris2222@yahoo.fr, Contact him now and inform him that you received an email from The SenateHouseFederal Republic of Nigeria , Instructing you to call him for immediate release of yor fund and forward your Details to his office such as[/align]I wonder if Yahoo.Fr KNOWS this clown is attempting to bilk unsuspecting elderly out of their hard-earned cash. How do you say "Scammer" in French, anyway?[/align][/align][/align]your bank name[/align]your bank address[/align]your account no:[/align]your routing no:[/align]your age and occupation[/align]your direct telephone number[/align]and a copy of your international passport[/align]He forgot to ask for a DNA sample, whioch is HOW I know He's a SCAMMER!!! ALL international banking instutions NOW require DNA proof that you are NOT a changling... Oh, wait, that was from the STDS9 episode I watched, last week... forget I mentioned that, OK?[/align][/align][/align][/align]NOTE : We have mounted our security network to monitor every in-coming call , if we still find out that you are still dealing with all those fraudsters that have been frustrating, I shall stop and cancel your payment immediately .[/align]What about the EMAIL "fraudsters" (is fraudsters even a word, yet?).[/align] Best Regards[/align]

 

And:
My email response...

Georgie,[/align][/align] I'd be MORE than HAPPY to assist you with this. However, you somehow forgot to includethe ABA# and Account# where the monies are currently being safeguarded. Inasmuch as you have already admitted that the funds are mine, to do with as I please, do be so kind as to forward me this information, so that I may have Mr. Timothy Feldbottom, at the U.S. Embassy, in Nigeria, confirm the funds ARE safe and secure, and I'll be happy to fax you back any confirmation you need, once I have recieved confirmation from the U.S. Embassy in Nigeria.[/align][/align]Thank you for bringing this matter to my attention.[/align][/align]Best Regards, well, you know who I am already, don't you?[/align]

 

keep it haha becuase tomorrow is my number 20 bday. gahhh only one more year tell i can drink

 

Don't respond to their incessant emails? Then let's try sending direct mail now!

No ****, we've recieved 2 such emails in the last month or so. They must truly think Americans are some gullable idiots... shame there will be some that will actually respond...