^ LOL that's funny

 

I'd hit it. No wait, I already did.

 

had that opportunity blown out by one of my roommates a while ago. this chick I was hooking up with brought her friend over so we could meet and figure things out, but my roommate ended up swooping in and stealing the second girl right out from under my nose. didn't see it coming at all.

needless to say, I was not happy. one day... one day...