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Old Dec 18, 2007 | 06:14 PM
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First this gets a BIG [sm=WTFsgign.gif]because i'm driving home from work today and theres this ******* that cuts me off for no reason at all driving a fancy jaguar s type R. Anyway I'm just cruisin and this mother ****er oblivious to me, starts cuttin me the **** off... I end up almost in a guard rail..... SO I speed up which was quite easy and I roll my window down and curse him out and flip him the old BIGBIRD!!!! So he flip's me back off and curse's me out screamin "He's gonna Kick my ***!!" I said "**** U" and then I watched as he tries to cut me off again. this is the best part heeeheee!!!! He tries to cut me off aand I slam on my breaks!!! he move's over so hard he slam's right into the guardrail!!!AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH anyway I slow down while he's proceeding to pull off tosurvey the damage and I flip him off and Scream "serve's you ****in right!!" He was pissed needless to say! That was my WTF story of the week!!
 
Old Dec 18, 2007 | 06:21 PM
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HAHAHa thats great! That must have been so funny to see
 
Old Dec 18, 2007 | 06:29 PM
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Not to bright my friend! People like you cause the kind of incidents that may/may not hurt you, but others, because your ego's get in the way of reason.
USE YOUR HEAD, we may all just live a bit longer.
I have small children, and people like you scare the crap out of me when my wife drives on the road w/ the kids and two idiots like you are playing "Road Warrior".
With your maturity level, you shouldn't have a license.
 
Old Dec 18, 2007 | 06:42 PM
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^^U know what david.... Take your ****** petty feelings that your tryin to push off on me and go blow somebody else... It was probably you driving that jaguar!! I could give a crap less when you cut me off blatently and then not give a ****!!
 
Old Dec 18, 2007 | 06:53 PM
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man... here we go..

be easy guys..
 
Old Dec 18, 2007 | 07:05 PM
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sorry buddha!! Don't mean to be a jerk to anyone else !!
 
Old Dec 18, 2007 | 07:13 PM
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Same thing happened to me, only with a guy in a Hyundai sonota... he cut me off, so I passed him (simply passed him, didnt do anything else...), and then he got up along side of me, flipped me off (Its on teh interstate), and passed me back, so, I passed him again, and held her down for like 10 seconds in 6th gear, and easily pulled away... dropped back to cruising speed, and here he comes, right up on my ***...

so.

I showed him how fast a B5 S4 can stop from 75 MPH and he put it in the ditch avoiding me...
 
Old Dec 18, 2007 | 09:31 PM
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Gotta love people. My best road rage idiot story was some 40ish guy in his corvette w/ his girlfriend/wife trying to show off and drag race my gsxr1000. I let him pull a couple car lengths, he flicks me off and then I cracked it and rode a wheelie by him, as he pounded on his pos trying to catch up he ran off the road into a guardrail. lol
 
Old Dec 18, 2007 | 11:26 PM
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Theres not too many cars that can walk all over a gsxr1000, its a ******* rocket. The guy must have been an idiot.

I was hurrying home one day and came to about a mile long straight away right near my house. I see no ones coming in the other direction so i come up behind this pickup and gain a little(alot) speed to pass him. Right as im coming up behind him he swerves into the middle of the road while im doing about 50mph FASTER than he was. I lock up my brakes and as soon as he hears my tires sliding he goes back in his lane. If someones going to pass me, they can go ahead and do it.... you really shouldnt cut someone off at 100+ mph. I usually dont give the finger much though
 
Old Dec 19, 2007 | 12:06 AM
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Most of the time I just let the idiots zig zag there way down the road and chalk it up to the fact that...well they are idiots - who can expect better eh? But I probably push back more then I should - often I feel the need to teach real obvious a holes "lessons". Well - its probably not really a good idea - they might have a gun (and in fact I have had a gun pulled on me in a somewhat similar situation - one that led to a high speed chase...as I pushed out and away as hard as I could go) - and it could also lead to the idiot causing an accident potentially hurting yourself and others. For the most part its just not worth it. These idiots will never "get it" and its a waste of time and effort to try - not to metion putting yourself and others in danger....yeah - but I too still just can't help myself sometimes in responding to these twerps - though ussually its just to blow out of there as fast as possible...if possible.
 

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