creative that's for sure...

http://www.kontraband.com/show/audi_pop.asp

 

Yeah, I had spilled some of tha VdT on one of my shoes, one time, while I was wrenchin on my D2... Burned a hole clear down through the asphalt to the ground underneath. It's POWERFUL stuff. It's why Audi's don't need stickers to go faster than other (read: ricer) cars. PLUS, if you dilute it, like 100/1, it'll remove road-tar, shine your silverware, cure certain forms of illiteracy, AND it's a pretty potent cologne known to attract ONLY hotties from as far as a mile away!

VdT... Get some for yourself at your local Audi dealer...

 

lol awd, u didnt help me at all, im still lost. time to do some research....

hahah what happened to ur foot?

so am i to understand this is in every audi?



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Audi VDT


what really is VDT im so lost, helppppppppp!

 

VdT, Vorsprung durch Technik, is a German catch phrase that AUdi has apparently co-opted. It means "Advancement through science." I was just having a little fun with their usage, via this obtuese commercial. Presenting it as though it were an element as opposed to a concept. I believe they mix it in with the paint and, to a lesser extent, some of the interior components. Unless you take your Audi out and subject it to high speeds VdT can liquify, which it how some dripped off my baby and onto my shoe. Now, I try to break the speed limit AT LEAST once a week.

 

lol thanks awd, everything is as clear as mud now

 

I diluted some VdT that fell off my car one night like 200/1 and injected it into my system. In only 3 days I was huge and shredded bench pressing like 500+ lbs. It not only works wonders on our cars but also for the owners of these cars.


Note: These results not typical, and only works for the Audi owner has the reverse effect on non-Audi owners ( we will call these non-Audi owners RICERS ). These statements and claims are actual stories. This supplement is not approved by the FDA.

 

I heard about an ol'timer, drives a clapped out 80's vintage Audi Sport Quattro, hangin 'round up in the mountains north of Seattle who sprays it on his crops... Now he's got buds the size of Semi's.

That VdT it too, too powerful.

I snorted me some, once. Cut it with some Ajax and Gold Medal flour... Solved world hunnger, world peace, AND found teh cure for Ricers, to boot. After it wore off I forgot where I put the paper I writ the answers down on. DAMN!!!