why not just put wings on it so it can fly

 

His wing is built in. Sort of like a Transformer. It appears as soon as he's doing a 10 second quarter mile race.

 

ah i get it now

 

Yeah! He's also gutting out his whole interior, converting it to a 2 door, and will also be doing a front end conversion to a Honda Integra Type R with Nissan Skyline taillights. JDM Baby!

Yup....

I can't wait until Doug reads this. We're coming out with really good ideas here! LOL.

 

also painting car pink and adding more stickers than ever cause as we all know they add hp

 

And then he will shave off his side mirrors because they just aerodynamically don't work considering how fast he goes. He said he needs more downforce. Any inputs for the man?

 

hmm well i say we replace his front bumper with one of a f-1 car then maybe we could put one of these on the rear

 

Great idea! We're making good progress here.

I believe he mentioned something about 22" wheels just because Soulja Boy rolls around with 22's.

Oh, can't forget the octo-exhaust. The fume from all HP has to go out somehow.

 

here is some sweet exhaust

 

hey wait is that dougs car in the future ok stop the presses im so doing that