fat is such a bad word...


i would go with:

"chubby"

it puts more a of sunshiney light on a raunchy pile lard

 

chubby? I prefer tubby.

"Damn, tubby girls can drive as well as they can diet"

 

Why dont b!tches need a car?


Because there isnt a road from the bed to the kitchen.


That sucks *** dude, hope she pays up and you get it fixed right

 

I'm surprised how relevant her body weight is to what happened.

 

damn that sucks man, accidents are never fun, hope u get that shjit worked out

 

So was the fatty actually in a car or was she just walking and strayed from the side walk??

 

this whole post makes me laugh so hard

 

if she's not offering to pay for it like she said she would. bring a dozen donuts with you to talk to her. tell her she can have them if she pays. then once she does, put them on the ground and stomp on them. then tell her how fat she is while she eats the donuts off the ground.

 

X2

Sorry to hear that you hit the majority of American obesity (or they hit you...) 55% of Americans are now considered obese. That extra kinetic energy probably didn't help though.

 

lol @ kinetic energy... nice touch.