Man. You gotta go with onkloud9's suggestion. Stuffing a bunch of dog **** in her door handle would be hilarious. You need to do that, hide out and film her when she sticks her hand in it. Then post the vid on this thread.

 

I thought of a surefire way to get her to confess or not...so if she did it, I'll be taking revenge somehow. I will not post pics or videos for fear of creating self-incriminating evidence. That's not to say I won't take pictures or videos, but I won't post them. You'll have to go straight to the manufacturer to get them.

 

where can we attain these items?? i hope you get her car just for smite. lol.

 

OKAY!!! THis is probably the best way to get her without her knowing it was you cuz it takes awhile.
Forr all those out there who know what i'm talking about, you know the ferocity of "THE CHICKEN BOMB"

1 large class canning jar
1/4 full of milk
2-3 eggs
same ammount of ground beef
1-2 pieces of chicken
small ammount of vinigar
add whatever you want that will go sour for creativity

If you can get access to her car somehow. place said item in trunk or somewhere where she will not find it for awhile. after about 2 weeks the jar will explode. THE SMELL WILL NEVER COME OUT!!! Trust me

if you think rotten fish smells bad... Just wait

 

that reminds me, back in HS, we did a thing where we took a small bit of hard boiled egg and but it in a coke bottle with pond water. and yeah, about the same. yours just has more flavor. Oh and you could put in something like a bottle of oil, or car cleaner, something very inconspicuous.

 

Goto the grochery store and get clam juice or tuna fish juice and just baste her car in it, especially the engine, if you could get to the radiator cause that puts out alot of heat. Just get like a super soaker or something and soak it.

 

Sap never comes off. Trust me. My last car was plagued with sap. I baught every spray on the market. Nothing!

 

seran rap her whole car, or.............save your poop and dump it all over her car!

 

By 'save your poop" you mean **** and bag it for later? Put it in the fridge? Or hold it in?

People say "use ****" like you can just let go a couple pounds any time you want. Maybe I have an overactive colon.

 

you ever consider the fact that maybe she had a thing for you and she's just trying to get your attention? ppl do some fucked up **** when they are trying to impress / get the attention of someone. i only say this bc you said that she tried to get you to help her the last time she pulled a stunt like this

anyway thats just my .02