There's a girl I know with a semi-psychotic compulsion for soft-core car vandalism. I am 80% sure she's responsible for this.
She has a black B6 ultra-sport 6-speed, and I know where she parks it. Now I need some criminal creativity. What can I do to her car without ruining her paint that really is a bitch to clean off? I mean something you can't just spray off with a hose.


Here are the pics.









Bitch.

 

it looks she does not like you too much. I think she is jealous about your car....

a handgranade is gonna solve the problem.

 

On the one hand, I want to kill her dead, but on the other, I want her to weep when she sees what I did to her car. So...you see my dilemma.

 

Getting back wouldn't be worth it. It sucks that she did it, but since you didn't catch her in the act it's kind of hard to do anything about it.

You could always buy a big *** trout and put it in her engine by going up under the car. Any place that gets nice and warm, really. Once the fish starts to thaw, it'll really stink. Best of all, aside from a smell that'll last a week or so, it's completely harmless. Not like taking mud and rubbing it all over YOUR car, which could fvck up the paint.

 

Ahahaahahahaha! That's exactly what I'm looking for.

I'm sure I can find out for certain who did it with a couple tactful phonecalls.

 

ur car is also dirty... it is time to wash... is it a cake or something ?

she even left a message to you right side back of the trunk...

 

allrite this one is a little more messy but it gets the point across.
1. take a can of shaving cream and stick it in the freezer
2. let it freeze, the can will split a little
3 take it out of the freezer and put it in her car, before it thaws.
4 drive by later to see the damage.



her car will be completly filled with the shaving cream and make a huge mess

 

Just take the lug nuts off the passenger side of the car.

 

^^^^ haha! yes! dude, just put meat on it! do it! thats bitch deserves it!

 

Take off her wheels put it up on blocks, soap on the windows, bananna in the exhaust, let the air out of the tires, black shoe polish on the wipers... Uh.. Silly string it to death, twig in the door lock.. refrigerator magnents all over.. vasoline on the door handles.. Use your imagination