I got a ticket for going 109 in a 35 but got out of it because the cop was a dumb a$$

 

Okay since we're sharing, here's why I love NJ troopers!

I was on the NJ turnpike weaving in and out of the heavily congested slow moving (40 mph) traffic.
A white infiniti and red camero decided to follow my lead. Now there is this one over pass were a trooper always sits, you can see him from the road.
So I always slow down when approaching this spot, almost getting rear ended by the infiniti.
I see copper start to move so I'm thinking aww hell.
He gets in-between the infiniti and myself and just chills for a good half mile. I was thinking he was running my plate, and taking his sweet a$s time.
So I move over into the right lane (was in the middle), he follows and lights em up.
Now I'm WTFing as I pull over as far as possible into the shoulder.
Turn off the car, roll down my window you know the deal, and copper comes up to my pass. side window!
Again I'm WTFing...
Asks for my license and registration, I start digging in my over-sized bag and ask what the problem is.
I'm told "I'll tell you once I have your documentation."
I roll my eyes (good thing I was wearing sunglasses) and tell him I need to reach into my glove box to get my registration.
As I look at him he's squatting down with his arms resting in my window... again WTF!
He looks over my license and asks me "What do you think the problem is"
I reply "I'm not sure, I was doing the speed limit and signaled when changing lanes."
Copper says "Are you sure you weren't speeding" I say "Yes I'm sure, the speed limit is 65 and there is no way I was going over that."
He says "Okay I'll give ya one more chance how fast were you going" I said "Maybe at times I was doing 70-75 to pass a car."
He says "Well I clocked you at 87!" I said "87!?!? THERE IS NO WAY I WAS GOING THAT FAST!!"
Now he makes his first mistake and says
"Yeah you know that white infiniti you were zig zagging in and out of traffic with, I was trying to pull you both over."
To which I replied "Are you sure it was me?"
He got up and told me to stay in the car, walked to the front and checked out my euro plate then walked to his car.
Now I'm heated thinking he can't possibly give me a ticket after just confessing that. Well I was wrong...
He comes back to my car, pass side again, squats down and says I cut you a break. I wrote you a ticket for improper passing.
It was all I could do to not crack up laughing hysterically.
Then he started bullshitting with me about my car.
Asking how long I've had it, how I learned to drive stick, and that I need to be careful because these cars pick up a lot of speed quickly.
I told him I'll be more cautious.

So the moral of this story is when you're doing 95 in a 65, always carry a pair of breasts!

Ryan, why on earth would you save those photos?

 

i need to pick me up a pair of those. but the story on how i got out ofa fewspeeding tickets was...

...expired insurance! i always keep a copy of my insurance card that was recently expired in my car (i have the real, up to date one in my wallet. but make sure you have an up to date one! and when they start to issue you a ticket about expired insurance, get a bright idea and check your wallet and low and behold, there it is. ). Usually I just kiss *** and when they run my plates, it shows i have a current insurance policy on my car... then they just tell me to get updated insurance cards and to scurry on my way.

not as arousing as breasts, but it worked for me

 

I got pulled over in Cracklahoma driving back to Ohio from Cali when I moved last year. I was doing about 100mph on I-40 east. The trooper was all "I'm just issuing you a warning" and I was nervous as hell cos' I hate dealing with cops. He started getting suspicious and asked me all these questions about the car, where I was going and then drops the bomb on me. He says to me that I-40 is a major drug corridor and do I have anything in the car I shouldn't have.

As it was I had a bunch of Vicodin in an unmarked container in my gym bag in the TT. He says to me that I looked too nervous so he calls for backup and they show up with dogs to sniff the car. They pulled my gym bag out of the car, lifted up the spare tire well cover, set the dog on the car sniffing for cocaine and marijuana and what not. I'm sitting in the cruiser sh*tting a brick thinking he's going to find the Vic's in my gym bag. The a**holes take a screw-driver and start prying the plastic inner wheel well trim away from the rear quarter panel wheel house opening looking for drugs. They finally give up and let me go. I was furious cos' they tore up the paint around my wheel opening prying at my wheel wells. Needless to say, I drove the speed limit for the rest of the way. Oh well... c'est la vie.

 

Hmm becca, I don't know... the cop might give me a more severe ticket if he noticed I was wearing a pair of those [>:]

 

I never said to wear them.... just carry them!
Shesh, wouldn't want you to get a sex change, unless of course you want to.... and there's nothing wrong with that!

 

I think i have the most tickets without losing my license. I have somewhere between 10-12 all speeding and another for my accident. Im 25 and have been driving since 17. Some of my favorites

First ticket ever, 50 in a school zone (the flashing lights were off)
Got a ticket by having some a-hole go shooting around me and the car next to me to get off on the same exit as me and 2 cops sat there and shoot him and since i was so close (again, he cut me off) we both got tickets. He was doing 80 in a 65 and i was doing 72 tops.
got pulled over by the same cop in less than a week, got off both times... bout time i win.

Luckily i have at most paid $120 a ticket. You guys that got $200+, i feel for you.

 

I remember My BIG ticket....I was doing 88 in a 55 in my Nissan Sentra SE-R...the cop said that he could've nailed me for reckless driving, but since there was no one else around...he'd let that go.

I had to call to find out how much the ticket was for...damn near $400!! I almost passed out!!!!

 

Dang if you were doing 33 over and it was $400 I can't even imagine what mine would have been for going 54 over

 

Yea... its funny. Here in korea, they have police... but they do not have traffic police or highway patrol of any kind. Its all cameras. EVERY NOW AND THEN you'll see a cop on the side of the road in a car... but he has a camera on a tripod next to him. lol Even if you speed by him... the ticket comes in the mail. sucks really. i've gotten like 7 tickets in two months. there's no limit here though. you can get as many as you can afford. They're about $20 per ticket as long as itsnot more than20 over the limit. anything more... and its $40 lol

I think all my tickets together are less than $180