One girl told me the car made her wet, then proceeded to spread her legs in the passenger seat, while wearing a little dress.

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I love my car.

 

Hmmmmm I have heard several women say that, but it was me making them wet and not my car. Hey at least something is getting them wet.

 

must be the heated seat, which gives that kind of sensation to women.

 

wow it only took 4 years for this thread to go downhill like that. Is that any sort of record???
So last night I took the directions for the hidden Symphony EQ and tried it on my B6 symphony stereo with no luck. Wondered if it really worked so I tried it on my son's 2001 B5 and wow it worked. I know my car is nicer but I like the way it sounded after that.

 

Hahahahahahaha, I put very little effort into foreplay in my car .

 

I have not heard any mention of the rear fog lights. On my sons 2001 B5, his are the switch next to the driving lights and on my B6 it is pulling the light switch all the way out. These are a brighter rear red light designed to make you more visible to other traffic from behind.

 

Is that because you get very few opportunities to get a girl in the car in the first place???? J/K

 

prolly cuz its not fog lights its a fog light... a lot of people dont use it because a lot of times u will get pulled over for "having a tail light out" cops dont understand the purpose of a rear fog light so all they see is an infraction... its more of a hassle than what its worth... but if u do the dual rear fog set up then its worth it

 

I did the Dual fog set up and use it to fool tailgaters into thinking i'm stopping. Works everytime, i floor it and push the switch at the same time. Leaves them wondering....
-Tyler

 

i just found this out last week.

to all the TIP people. When on TIP mode, rather than jumping 2 gears down to do hard acceleration on the highway, you can simply just put the pedal all the way down to the floor so, if your on 5th gear, it will jump down to 3rd gear (depending on your initial RPM).