Like I said let me know if you decide to sell it, I don't mind traveling to pick up a car. If you do decide to fix it and need some help finding parts feel free to contact me too. I've fixed quite a few damaged A4's so I know of a lot of good places to get parts, and can help you avoid some of the mistakes I've made.

Also, I don't think the OP was looking for pitty, the fact that his car was stolen and crashed by his house, is a pretty interesting part of the story. Had he left this out everyone would've asked what happened, in fact I'm surprised no one has asked to see pictures of the damage yet. With that being said let's see some pics of the damage, maybe we can offer you better insight on what to do.

 

Ok guys.