That was fun.

I got pulled over on my way home... here's how it went.

Police Officer - "Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Me - "Probably because I was speeding."

Cop - "Yeah, how fast were you going?"

Me - "About 85."

5 - 0 *Nods head, backs up and looks at my wheels* "What's wrong with your tires?"

Me - "Nothing."

Pig - "Do they even fit your rimzzzezzz?"

Me - "Yeah, they're stretched."

****** - "Why are they like that?"

Me - "I like the way it looks."

********** - "I think it looks terrible."

Me - "Thank you."

Then he asked how low it was, blah blah blah. Wrote me a nice ticket for speeding and not having my car inspected and told me if he wanted to he could tow my car because it's not "safe". Luckily he didn't. I think Binghamton curses me, I only ever get tickets coming back from there. **** New York.

Edit: If my memory serves me correctly, I have gotten 3 speeding tickets in one year. In MA, that means my license will be suspended for 30 days. ****.

 

Double post.

 

Next time talk to him like you talk to me. It'll get him all hot n' bothered and he'll let you off the hook.

 

You should have said....."do you know who the **** I am????? I'm Nick ******* Broderick!!" Next time someone disses your ride, tell em opinions are like ********, everyone's got one.

 

you shoulda told him you didn't have enough money to buy proper size tires so you had to buy smaller ones cuz they were cheaper lol.

what you can do is fight it cuz in NY you can plead not guilty and also give them an application to do things by mail so you don't have to appear cuz you live so far away.

 

**** appealing it, I always just pay my tickets and be done with it, I don't care if I save money in the long run by fighting it, it's not worth the hassle (in my eyes, others might think I'm stupid for this). I'm more worried about losing my license, but google has provided me with a couple answers that lead me to believe I might be okay. We'll see.

 

I drove 4 hours once from Ft. Drum to Chickopee, MA to contest a ticket. Because I was deployed (I was home on leave when it happened), my court date was so long after the infraction, they had to drop it because they didn't have any evidence against me. The only reason I contested it was because the cop was such a dick when he pulled me over!

 

Hey fellas,just wanted to say i had a good time over the weekend,i met a lot of generous folks. I would have posted this yesterday,when i got back home but i was sick with a headache and upset stomach,so i went to stop n shop,got some chicken soup,ate and drank it,then laid down to sleep,woke up this morning,right as rain.

I'm happy to have made,new friends.

I would like to take this time to thank these particular individuals:

Dave...for allow me to bunk with him and wally in their hotel,paying for lunch for Me,Chris,Eric and wally.

Dave again for buying vacuum lines for my B5 and paying for breakfast at Denny's on sunday for Me,wally,Zack,Pat and Joon.

Wally for paying for my Beer and sausage on Friday.

Chris: Thanks for bringing the deep frier,i was wondering when will the different types of things you were frying,would stop...i was thinking what could be next? a shoe?

Dave and wally for chipping in 40.00 to pay for my gas to get back home,you guys were very generous to a guy,out of work on unemployment.

Hopefully,next time i meet up with you guys,I'll be in a better situation,financially.

P.S. Dave....you left your 6 pack of beer at the hotel,i took it intending to give it to you or wally but forgot but don't you worry..it's in good hands....or should i say...its in a good stomach.

Next up is Bill:

Thank you and your wife for being a gracious host,allow me and the others into your home,to use your tools and bathroom..(which i must admit, was used by me,more than one time but to my dismay,being i had wicked diarrhea.


Next is the crew of fellas that worked on Audina's valve cover gasket:

Leading the pack was Jeremy,along with Bill,Chris...and i can't forget...Joon for holding the light! Thank you guys.....

P.S. Dave and wally stopped at a gas station on the way back on route 17,Dave suggested that we take a look at the Valve cover gasket,it was dry in the engine bay,then we looked under the car,we saw oil,dripping from under the car.

Dave speculated that it may be the oil pan's seal dripping,if this is the case,what needs to be done to remedy,the situation?

shout outs go to....

zack
Pat
brandon
emil
Nick
Tim
joe
Tyler
Eric

If i didn't type your name,type in this thread and cuss me the **** out!

 

Morph.....it was a pleasure to meet you as well. Glad you made it to the meet. And thanks again for the "gift"". I used it today. You got skillz!!!!!! Those who came to the meet know what I mean.

-Erik

 

I want to know what was the gift.