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Old Jun 17, 2010 | 12:22 AM
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So I'm going down a major highway 2 lanes on each side with a grass median and for those who know of 481 in Syracuse New York that's the highway I was on. Anyways, I'm going about 80 and about 5 feet in front of me was a raccoon and i nailed it. Anyways I drove probably 1/4 mile down the road before i realized that i should probably get out and make sure there was no damage. I get out and took a look at it and my lower grill on the passenger side is gone, my fog light is separated so i have the lens to the fog but the fog light assembly is gone, my bumper cracked in 3 spots and I couldn't find any of the parts on the road. So I mean if anyone has an extra s4 front bumper grill just laying around that would be great and also a s4 fog light.
 
Old Jun 17, 2010 | 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by tware4021
So I'm going down a major highway 2 lanes on each side with a grass median and for those who know of 481 in Syracuse New York that's the highway I was on. Anyways, I'm going about 80 and about 5 feet in front of me was a raccoon and i nailed it. Anyways I drove probably 1/4 mile down the road before i realized that i should probably get out and make sure there was no damage. I get out and took a look at it and my lower grill on the passenger side is gone, my fog light is separated so i have the lens to the fog but the fog light assembly is gone, my bumper cracked in 3 spots and I couldn't find any of the parts on the road. So I mean if anyone has an extra s4 front bumper grill just laying around that would be great and also a s4 fog light.
serves you right,you Bastard....for killing the raccoon,you had no remorse at all,so i have no remorse for you,******!
 
Old Jun 17, 2010 | 12:53 AM
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Sorry to hear about the damage. At least it wasn't a deer... or some homeless guy
 
Old Jun 17, 2010 | 01:29 AM
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*cries for raccoon sniff sniff....
 
Old Jun 17, 2010 | 04:27 AM
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AHA! A homeless guy just leaping in front of you!! That'd ruin/ make my day. But on another note that sucks dude, but check out audizine classifieds. They have a bunch of S4 bumper crap.
 
Old Jun 17, 2010 | 07:51 AM
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Sucks dude, no joke yesterday while driving a van infront of me more a little to the right and I figured there was something in the middle of the road so I follow him well he was squaring up with a dead raccoon and it passed fine under his van, I just closed my eyes and waited for it, thud thud, "SON OF A BITCH!" I mean this thing was already dead and flattened and still caught it! NOW this is your excuse to get a S4 front!!!
 
Old Jun 17, 2010 | 11:57 AM
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daym that really sucks. i was on 380 one time heading down to NYC and a bunch of deer just decide they want to cross the highway. there was about 8 of them. i was like mother son of a bitch lol
 
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