you know you're a B5'r when you just pull out of the drive way and go for a drive looking for other audis to see what they got doesnt matter how much gas you waste as long as the drive was satisfying

 

There is a thread on here somewhere about it Tweaked - the OBD tends to go a little crazy and start having blank lines. A friend got in my car when it was turned on (I generally have it off) and asked my my dash was in Arabic hahahaha

 

you know you a B5 owner when your friends don't want to ride with you on a long road trips (hence small back seat room)

You know you are a B5 owner when a older lady in another B5 pulls up next to you at a stop lights and asks you to open your passenger window just to tell you that you have a nice car. GOTTA LOVE AUDI OWNERS

 

I beep at every audi I drive by. It's probably a bad idea, but it's fun.

 

I feel like there is like unspoken agreement between certain make or model of cars. Like Harley's they stretch their arm while passing eachother. Wranglers stick their arm out the window. Integras flash eachother. AUDI owners should spray their headlights washers hahahaha. I still find them very amusing and funny everytime i see them

 

when everyone asks you about your mirrors being like nemo (so sick of hearing that ****). since you dont know how to answer you just start yelling AUDI FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

 

if u always loook cool driving your b5

 

You know you're a B5 owner when you check out other B5s as much as you would a really fine chick.

 

^^^ reminds me of this one time when my ex got pissed at me because she thought i was checking out this chick who was driving a B5 right next to us!!!
"Women just don't understand..."

 

you know ur a b5 owner when the driver seat has an o **** handle