You know your a B5er when you park with all the other BMW, Mercedes and Audi's away from other cars so no one dings your car. Then think to yourself I better park a couple spaces from them also..

 

I could quote this a billion times over

 

oh yes. very true.

 

You know when you're a b5 owner when you skip a meal just to have enough to fill your tank with 93 octane.. seriously I care about the car more than myself -_-

 

Don't skip a meal just get a second and a third job .

 

you know youre a B5 owner when an audi place quotes $59.56 per litre of transmission fluid!

 

Did they included an 18 year old virgin in that? Who the hell quoted you that price man?

 

lol my transmission repair place called the audi dealers to enquire about type of fluid and price, no kidding it is NZ$51.70 plus 15% GST per litre which = $NZ59.56 per litre.
5l transmission oil from audi dealer = $297.28
bend over and get shafted for owning a euro car no thanks

got the filter and fluid and pan gasket replaced for the price audi would charge for the fluid alone.

makes me want to go back to a toyota or nissan again. my trusty old nissan gave up at 340km due to overheating, but the transmission never missed a beat, the more i read about audis the more there seems to be a lot of common and very expensive problems....

 

I like you're style, based on you list of owned cars.
I now have my b5, but I sold my Discovery for it (more or less). I loved that thing even though I was awful on gas and high maintenance.

I love my b5 just as much though

 

You know your a b5'er if it takes you longer to un-install and re-install the under carriage shield than it does to do a oil change. God I hate that thing