You know you are a B5 owner when the only advice you can find about your car is here because apparently NOBODY on earth including the dealership knows WTF is wrong with it!!

 

When the only thing you can think about on a long drive is how tired you are of sitting inside your own seat becuase the rip has gotten out of controll.

 

If you see this and immediately think "I love my Audi too."

 

Dunno about that, I use a hydraulic jack!!


You know you're a B5 owner when you build a set of extension ramps for your standard car ramps so you can use them!!

 

Haha I wouldn't trust a $10 jack either.



You know you're a B5er when you realize that if your door isn't closed all the way and you use the keyfob to lock it, the horn won't sound and the lights won't flash even though the doors lock.

 

You know you're a B5 owner when you are taking your boss out for lunch, say "I'll drive" in order to show off your new Audi, and the timing belt slips - bending many valves and forcing her to pay for the cab and tow.

 

You know you're a B5'er when you have to use "many" in order to describe the number of valves you have.

 

hi guys ive fitted s4 leather interior into my 2000 1.9 tdi se the front seat airbag connections are different any ideas what wire goes where? Sorry guys didnt realize i wasnt supposed to post this here anyway i solve the problem now

 

You know you're a new B5 owner when you post a random question in a completely unrelated thread.