You know you're a b5r if you swerve from side to side when seeing another audi so that they can admire yours (when you've hooked it up nicer than their stock one).
-maybe I'm just a show off? Or proud of the work I've put in.

 

You know you own a B5 when working in your engine bay requires a warehouse full of ZIP-TIES!

 

Or when doing the simplest of tasks requires removing half of the engine bay.

 

you kno your a b5er when you slow down infront of big display wimdows amd watch your car

 

i just cut off 1 of the mufflers and put a straight pipe in. its also redneck just because i live in alabama

 

WINNAR


If you actually keep care of your interior

If you've tried more than 5 different settings on the hidden EQ (facelift guys)

Automatically turn on your HID's upon entering the car

 

When u look at a bmw and say i know your mad

 

when you go to starbucks and park your b5 where u can see who looks back at ur car while u drink coffee...

 

haha only sometimes, not everytime

 

You know you're a B5'er when:

EVERYONE who gets in your car comments on how the OBD is only half there (or they ask why its in Arabic )

NO ONE wants to sit in the middle of the back seat, because the fold down armrest/backrest IS LIKE LEANING ON A CONCRETE WALL.

You laugh your *** off at V8 drivers who try to drag you in the WET

You know you're a pre 99.5 B5'er when:

You press the fog light button, and freak out because there is more LIGHT, when you already checked the bumper 10 times for spot lights and couldn't find them (then realise the are intergrated in the headlights).