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Old 06-26-2006, 12:22 PM
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06-23) 14:15 PDT Providence, R.I. (AP) --

A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.

Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the ***** upward for sex, then lower it.

But Lennon could not position his ***** downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.

In 2004, a jury awarded him $750,000. A judge called that excessive and reduced it to $400,000. On Friday, the Rhode Island Supreme Court affirmed that award in a ruling that turned on a procedural matter.

"I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life," said Jules D'Allessandro, Lennon's attorney. "He's not a whole person."

A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company's insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant. It filed for bankruptcy after the lawsuit was filed.

Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.
 
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Old 06-26-2006, 12:26 PM
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thats funny. he is perminantly sleeping in a tent.
 
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Old 06-26-2006, 07:10 PM
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He should be a **** star
 
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:07 PM
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That's nothing. While we were married, my wife had a 10-year PMS!!! You'd've thought she'd'a bled to death, right? Nope. Just made everyone around her WISH she had Sadly, since it's a natural process, there was no one to sue[:@]
 
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:08 PM
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It sucked to be you LOL
 
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:16 PM
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i got that guy beat...i'm goin 12 years strong now. and i mean STRONG
 
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Old 06-26-2006, 08:38 PM
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WHATEVER!!! Morning wood doesnt count
 
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