A. ALL MOTOR MUTHERFUKKA...



Q. Do you like Cab rides?

 

A: Sure.

Q: Are you insured? By Survival?

 

Allstate.

Favorite color?

 

Orange

Least favorite color

 

Purple.

Dog or cat?

 

Cat, less work.

Fish or hampster

 

A: a race car drive
Q: how do i post a thread on here pm meeeee!!!

 

no **** that.

How drunk is to drunk?

 

A. when you die



Q. best pick up line you've used that has worked?

 

Kind of a move and a line, I said 'let's play firetruck. My hand is the truck and you have to say red light when you want me to stop' and I put my hand on her leg and start moving up, she says red light and I said 'firetrucks don't stop for red lights' and one thing led to another...

Pick up line that you've been shot down with?