A: Engaged in the act of procreating Damien

Q: Do you have a link to the funniest website that you've seen lately?

 

A: http://www.kalecoauto.com/

Q: your turn...

 

A. UM...... i need to use a lifeline on this one....


Q. why doesn't my car like change in the under the center console??? it made me go into safe mode...[]

 

A - its an Audi - it only likes bills..



Q - do u use a chamois or a towel to dry ur car?

 

A. a chamois

Q. what wax do u use on ur car

 

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A: Never physically punched anyone at the car wash, and if one cigarette takes a day off your life then I would've already lived to be 118, and I stopped smoking a very long time ago.

Q: If you're married and you sleep with another women but don't "enjoy" it, then does it count as cheating? What if you're technically out of your mind at the time?

Cheers!

Chef

 

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A: Definitely Reservoir Dogs!

Q: How much booze would I have to drink to be considered out of my mind?

 

pulp fiction.